Nuclear Nachos

Nuked Nachos made in the good Ol' microwave with lots of cheddar cheese. There not regular nachos with whimpy pre-sliced cheese and only a little dab of sour cream. Where talking about NUCLEAR man.... like this is the stuff war veterans eat. Hard core to the bone

Yo Vinny! "yeah?" I made you some homemade nuclear nachos better than that Italian spaghetti shit.
Vinny" ey! wait.. these nachos are the shit dude. simply delizioso" CIAO BELLA

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

nuclear cracker

When a white person gets so angry it can no longer be classified as ballistic

Bill got so angry that Trump lost the election he achieved Nuclear Cracker status

by anonymous December 13, 2020

nuclear fuck

When you have sec after being expose to nuclear radiation causing your cum to glow in the dark

A nuclear fuck is

After the war I banged a girl and she became irradiated with glowing baby batter

by UC DANK MEME 420 August 20, 2017

nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.

"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"

by firefyghter3 February 24, 2009

Nuclear Ejaculation

Ever played Titanfall? Yeah, that one.

"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

nuclear take

a hot take so polarizing and in such poor taste it is actually toxic, and as dangerous to hear it as to hear it uttered aloud.

mike: bro I was watching the woman's x-games and that shit trash. I could do all those tricks
fred: jesus christ mike cool it with the nuclear take

by verifriedaccount December 2, 2020

nuclear warming

A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023