Nissanic

An adjective used to describe a terrible, brain-dead, or otherwise completely incapable driver. Someone who is a danger to other drivers, their passengers, and themselves.

An ode to the vehicles infamous for their extremely high concentration of bad drivers and propensity for body damage and very expired temporary tags.

Root word: moronic.

He is not just a terrible driver, he’s Nissanic.

Did you see that Nissanic driver in the Altima with last year’s tags and two spare tires almost run over that family?

by hoz1 July 26, 2025

2008 Nissan Versa Blue

Pretty self explanatory. It’s a 2008 Nissan Versa Blue. Has a CD changer.

Omg it’s a 2008 Nissan Versa Blue with a CD changer

by JohnCollin’sCouch September 16, 2025

Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.

That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!

by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025

J.J. Nissan

A auto manufacturer whose vehicles require quite a chunk of "bread" to own.

J.J. Nissan vehicles may indeed cost a lot of "dough", but some people describe them as "the greatest thing since sliced bread".

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Pulling a Nissan Hut

When an LLM confidently creates an elaborate false narrative and then repeatedly references it as though it's a cornerstone memory.

Claude was really pulling a Nissan Hut when it invented that whole story about Chris living in a car!

by realtimecrease December 18, 2025

Nissan

Sexiest person in the whole fucking world♡︎

You're Amar Nissan

by Narutoe November 23, 2021

Nissan

He’s a an absolute gentleman! He’s very cute and good looking.

A hopeless romantic, has his way with words and extremely sweet gestures. Sometimes he’s too good to be real. Although ladies, he’s on reserve until he finds someone deserving.

How do you want your man to be?

Like Nissan

by you.know.who.cutie November 23, 2021