New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)

Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

new Orleans accordion

The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action

Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure

by Soda_pop January 29, 2025

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 18, 2022

House in New Orleans

There is a house in New Orleans, it’s called a the rising sun. Its in ruins. It causes sin and misery. It causes you to wear a ball and chain

Denier: there is no house in New Orleans

Based Chad: the animals reference

Denier: 😮

by Mr.Explaner August 21, 2022