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Nationalism

Patriotism. Nationalism. Fascism.
by PoopyPoo November 8, 2004
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nationalism

The murderous belief that the citizens of one nation have more of a right to live and enjoy life than those of another country, and that the health an prosperity of the citizens of one country is worth any amount of suffering and death anywhere else.
An exerpt of a poem parodying nationalism:

"O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it-for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen. "
by the birds and trees May 14, 2007
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nationalism

Term meaning that the spirit of a certain country will help win a war or hard time currently being experienced by the particular country
Nationalism will bring us victory!
by LC April 20, 2005
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Nationalism

The view that geography is the best means to determine how wealth should be distributed.
"Oh, it seems like our cavalry stopped here in 1786. Ted, your village is almost one hundred metres further down the road. Because of that, we're going to pursue the economic interests of those who built on land which the cavalry crossed, and actively compete against you, no matter how massive the wealth divide gets. Makes sense, doesn't it?"

- Cromwell20

"Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception."

- George Orwell

"Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you."

- Dan Fried, US Diplomat
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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Mien Nationality

A nationality once close to the Chinese, but sadly they were kicked out of China. There were many theories on how they were kicked out of China.
1- Kidnapped wives and raped them
2- Tried to start a war with 100 people and got owned by a dynasty and kicked out and was forced to live in the mountains and eat tigers
3- They were too ignorant to talk to and acted like chimps raiding food at sight and so they were kicked out
4- They were a nationality practicing gay sex and forced it upon their kids. Once the higher ups found out they were furious and their punishment was to be banished from the land we know as China.
I am from the Mien Nationality and once lived in the mountains.
by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008
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nationalism

the feeling of extreme pride and patriotism in ones country and military
after the government fed the public with propaganda and patriotic songs, the people of the country started to feel nationalism
by bronxbomber653 June 26, 2006
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anarcho-nationalism

Although popular with on the political section of iFunny, Anarcho-Nationalism is a dumb ideology that you made up and does not exist
by 1234 I can count to 420 March 3, 2016
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