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Nasal

The act of putting a penis up your nose. Similar to oral or anal, but with your nose.
"Hey man, wanna know why Jay-Z has such big nostrils?"
"What picking his nose? Is it because he's black??"
"Nah, he gives himself nasal."

"Heard Jessica gives good nasal"
"Better put that shnoz to work"

"Nasal is always better when they're sick, snot is great lube"
by aims6969 March 14, 2014
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napoleon dynamite

a movie that was actually good before all of the trend following whiney teens and pre-teens started misquoting it. even though they said it sucked when it came out in theaters, they still seem to have the need to watch it 4 billion times and STILL misquote it every 5 minutes. this movie also fell prey to hot topic even though it doesnt really keep in with their emo loserness theme.
person 1: yea i saw napolean dynamite, it was pretty good

person 2: OMG i LUVVVV that freakin movie lolololol GOSH!!

person 1: if you ever do that again, i will bitchslap you

person 2: OMG lololol CHAPSTICK MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!!!

person one: {slap} thats not even the right line, you fucking loser!
by steve88 February 18, 2005
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nasaljectile

a nasaljectile is a high velocity fluid/object that is projected out of your nasal cavity, aka nose. they are especially apparent when you have a cold...nasaljectiles follow the standard projectile motion described in most physics classes.
holy crap louisa, did you see that nasaljectile lydia just shot across the room!
by nashorn February 16, 2008
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Napoleon Complex

A short person who feels inferior because of their size. They tend to take it out on other people and thrive on power trips. Shouting at others, especially when they are in a position of power, is common. Side affects include short temper, power trips/power-hungriness, anger issues, and often a bad sense of humor.
Mr. Weissman (Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School) has the biggest Napoleon Complex ever...well, almost. He's the perfect example. Ask any of his students.
by imaveghead25 February 23, 2009
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Naslund

He is one of the greatest players, currently in the NHL and he plays for my favourite team, the Vancouver Canucks.

I was fortunate enough to meet the great captain #19, and get his autograph a couple days ago when he was doing a meet and greet at Best Buy in Coquitlam BC, near Vancouver. He signed my ticket stub from the game I was at where he scored 4 goals versus Pittsburgh. I'll never forget that game and I'll never forget meeting him.
I'll never forget Markus Naslund's final rush up the ice in regulation of Game 7 versus Calgary, which set up Matt Cooke's game tying goal.
by ThreeTimesOneMinusOne December 6, 2004
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nasilsiniz

Merhaba. Nasilsiniz? "Hello. How are you?"
by Makuky November 23, 2006
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Nasal Sex

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose
that gnome gave her nasal sex
by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008
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