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Fort Myers 

Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers
Me: Fuck Fort Myers
Girl: Look at that cool beach dude
Me: Fuck that fag
Girl: Fuck You
Me: You Wish
Fort Myers by apostrophee October 18, 2012

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Mike Myers 

Extremely lame "actor" whose acting skill consists of doing the same character with different clothes over and over again. Watch "Wayne's World", "Austin Powers", the "Axe Murderer" one, and any of his SNL sketches. He does and says almost the exact same things but changes his clothes and tries to alter his accent.
Lets sign a petition "Ban Mike Myers from ever standing in front of a camera"
Mike Myers by jojojfik July 14, 2005

Madison Myers

A girl is average height and has dirty blonde hair that was dyed brown. She finessed my inflatable whale and threw it into a pool. If she wants something she’ll get it. Maddy is very hurtful at times when it comes to writing an urban dictionary definition. “Look out maddy here comes thot patrol” all the boys would say. She fell off a slide on an inflatable whale and likes to make bracelets out of string in her free time (even though she knows that that is kinda weird ). But once you get passed all that she is a kind and fun to be with even though her friend is really judgemental of others(Reese).
Where’s thot patrol, because I see Madison Myers...

Warren Myers 

The cutest, the funniest, the coolest, and the sweetest student in East Harlem Scholars Middle School to date
I love Warren Myers. Warren Myers has lots of girls.
Warren Myers by GDub522 July 12, 2017

Fort Myers, Fl 

Fort Myers .. a place foul of hating ass bitches ! It could be nothing wrong with you but it’s always that one person that’s gon say SOMETHING ! .. fort Myers also has a lot of competition everybody always competing with each other for what reason idk . Like look where we all at we all in the same city what y’all hatin on each other for ?
Girl; Where you from ?

Boy; Fort Myers, Fl
Girl; *ima head out*
Fort Myers, Fl by Youmadho October 21, 2019