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Fort Myers 

Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers
Me: Fuck Fort Myers
Girl: Look at that cool beach dude
Me: Fuck that fag
Girl: Fuck You
Me: You Wish
Fort Myers by apostrophee October 18, 2012
Album by Meshuggah that will probably trigger the end of the world. Listen at your own risk.
Boy: Prepare your anuses, Koloss is coming soon!!
Girl: But I don't want to die a virgin!!!!!!!!
Boy: Bend over hoe let me give you my koloss.
Koloss by Apostrophee June 17, 2012