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Yellow Mustarding

Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.
Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.
by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021
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Mustard Tongue

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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MUSTARD BEAN

When a girl wipes her ass forward and her snatch smells of ass, you get mustard bean. pooooooweee
i went down on her and FUCK ME DEAD, she had mustard bean!
by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015
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Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
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Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
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Mustard Plug

A great, American ska band. Awesome music ^^
"We're gonna take on the woooorld, come on every boy, every girl!"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
by Z-chan June 4, 2004
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Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.
by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
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