sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

muppet fuck by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

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Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

Muppet juice by grisgris July 25, 2012

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muppet wing

the muppet wing is the wing of a prison which houses people with mental health issues.

tracy tried to top herself and ended up on the muppet wing.

muppet wing by valerieC December 14, 2012

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muppet’d

The action of taking ones hand and shoving it up someone’s butt just like you would a muppet. In order to properly muppet someone it has to be from your finger tips to about your elbow bend.

Doctor: okay we’re just gonna be checking your prostate
Patient: okay
Doctor: so just relax and it’ll be over soon
Patient: okay-
Doctor: VIBE CHECK!
patient: I’m sorry what?
Doctor: V I B E C H E C K!!
patient: wha-

*Doctor then proceeds to shove his entire hand and forearm into the patient as you would a muppet*

Person 1: yeah man and the doctor just fucking muppet’d me..it was horrible

Person 2: like his whole arm?

Person 1: yeah..he had to carry me back to the waiting room

Person 2: oof

muppet’d by wallmartcartz November 5, 2019

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