Muffin

A muffin is a person who is very stupid and makes irrational decisions but always has a friend in fellow muffins. muffins are always up for some banter, sometimes flirty

Ella was being a right muffin today!

by Mymanisreal April 21, 2018

muffin

The act of Muff Munchin; The female art of eating things with da cooch.

Kelly what you doin? Just muffin' this pop-tart

by wantsome August 12, 2004

muffin

One of many words from my everday use.

" Awe, muffin./ Would you like a hug, muffin?"

by Kym April 15, 2005

muffins

muffins are just ugly cupcakes

man: those muffins were delicious!

man 2: no they weren't.

man: yeah, they were.

man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.

man: "falls over dead."

by cheese_cake. (: December 31, 2008

Muffin

Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.

Muffin its your birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN

by ROB $ December 11, 2004

Muffin

1.(n) the entire region of the female genitalia. Usually sited with teenagers from PTC. The Muffin phrase came from when Lizzy and Josie and Sarah was coming up with new word for pussy. then lizzy says "muffin" we say muffin.
2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.

1. Does your muffin hang low does it wobble to and frow? (is that possible?)

2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.

by Josie May 13, 2005

muffin

1. The act of pulling one's penis for the attainment of sinful pleasures and an undisclosed ammount of unidentified white substance.
2. A wheat-based snack.

Gerald! We know you're muffin in there you sick perverted Chinese wacko!

by Maxwell Hunt October 6, 2005