muffled

When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.

I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!

by Lou Renzo January 11, 2009

miff muffered moof

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

muffdump

1. to have have a baby

or

2. a pet name for someone, short for muffin dumpling

1. i just took a muffdump and now my boobs hang past my waste

2. isn't my little muffdump just adorable

by garry22 May 21, 2008

Muffer Fluffer

One who fluffs the muff :)

some one on a porn set who is required to "prepare" the woman's muff....muffer fluffer :D

by nae n tha hoof December 10, 2010

muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

muffled fart

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.

hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart

by goldbrood77 May 28, 2008

Muffercut

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

by AFLFD June 21, 2019