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AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue.

Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes.

On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.
Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps?

Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.
by bhk May 11, 2018
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Hungarian Mudflap

When a girl (wearing any variation of skirt) takes an arched crawling stance and shits profusely while the guy lays face up under her.
Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.
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Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.
Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.
by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022
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crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
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arabian mudflaps

Refers to the vigina lips on an Arab. Most used to describe shaggy floppy lips (beef certains).
by Dankfreshies January 2, 2014
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Mudflap

When a man blind folds a woman before sex and explosively releases diarrhea onto her face. He then proceeds to jump out her bedroom window before she takes off the blindfold, leaving her looking like a mud flap.
There is legend of a man who only dates women to mudflap them and never see them again.
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Mudflap

That person right there they are my mudflap
by Abramos March 13, 2019
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