Mossy Cottage

a big fat hairy twat.

her mossy cottage stank like a kippers fanny.

by BURKY August 18, 2003

Moby Dick

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"

"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"

by SamAmy February 19, 2009

Mobby

Short for; Mobster. One who commits crime, fucks bitches, gets paid & wears nice ass suits.

"Hey Bosco where'd ya get the gold watch?" Bosco may reply with "I killed a man" enough said.

My cousin's the boss mobby

by Fabio Luciano December 15, 2015

Moby dick

A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.

Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

by knottawanker February 21, 2010

Moseby

To have the best intentions and try to be successful about something, and then suddenly miserably fail at that action altogether.

Wow! He was able to get back to the chick's dorm room making out on the side of the street, but then he completely pulled a moseby and ended up crashing in a dude's dorm room.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

Moby cock

Someone whos laugh changes from laughing like a fat bear to sqealing like a mouse, this laugh is used to attract a mate, they also use their eyebrows to send signs to their fellow moby cocks, also cant stand still because they need a shit, they also have a back full of pubes which they use to scare off predators.

Hey lee, that moby cock is wiggling his eyebrows at us again

by darren and lee November 16, 2006

Mossy

Derived from the World's Greatest Pimp, Mossy Hill. To be Mossy is to be pimpin 24/7. You sleep pimpin, you eat pimpin you ARE pimpin. Bitches better recognize!

Damn! Did you see the bitches hangin on that daddio? The motherfucker is Mossy!

by Pimpin IS Easy February 4, 2010