The Moose

A moose known for stalking of big tall men. She likes to go after men with big man meat, so that she can feed her appetite for cock meat. She was once seen roaming the grounds of Saratoga Race Track lost ane bewildred during the great Dooley famine of 2009.

Hey look over there it's The Moose hunting for large meat stick to bury in Her mouth.

Wow that's one crazy moose.

by Horse Face hannas June 30, 2009

Moose

A person with a good face, but a bad body. It comes from hunters who mount the moose's head on their wall. The opposite of a prawn

girl 1 - look at that guys monobrow
girl 2 - but you should see him with his shirt off, he is such a moose.

by Elikay July 25, 2011

Moose

A large, ungainly girl (tall, well built than fat) who appears a bit dumb and/or clutzy, not particulary attractive. Or perhaps a girl who is a bit too big to be completely feminine, like Kimora Lee Simmons. Basically a girl whose physical presence is vaguely reminiscent of that hulking, slow-witted animal, the moose, which lacks the grace of something like a stag.

That girl is a real moose!

by ManofG February 07, 2009

Moose

A Women who is one grade lower then a slut. Just as slutty, only uglier, usually fat/geeky.

Packing pounds and guys like that she sure has become a real moose!

by MrSirDudeGuyHommieManWay August 12, 2010

moose

Everyone that has given a definition to this word, including me for wasting my time. Mainly used because of the idiocy received just by seeing all your spelling errors and lack of original usage of the word.

You are a MOOSE stoopid shit shit fucky hell giz moneky girl boy ugly poo poo head.

by Not Yours September 21, 2005

Moosing

to open hands wide and place thumb on either side of the temple and wiggle fingers. Usually occurs during intercourse when the male wants to add a little spice into the moment.

PLEASE NOTE!!: many women find this quite annoying, only for use infront of mirror when she is about to orgasm!

when you are having intercourse and doing a lady from behind you raise your hands and wiggle... that is moosing

by N0DDY September 16, 2007

moosed

to fill a produce display at super one ridiculously full while leaving it somewhat presentable.

Moose done moosed the bananas again!

or

This 10 for 10 deal is killin us, good thing Moose moosed that shit!!!

by pollard218 May 17, 2009