the monster

Made up by Kevin Balolong, who used the "para" in Counter-Strike but called it the monster. He uses the monster while running, which makes his recoil worse but scares people.

Kevin: THE MONSTER! *sprays with parap*
Julian: LOL IRL
Kenneth: LOLOL

by Kenneth B. April 5, 2005

The Monster

Get 3 friends or more and hot-box a car so you all get really high and your eyes are firey red. Then everyone puts eye drops in only ONE eye. If done right, one eye will be clear and open while the other will be squinted and red and your group will all look like there is something seriously wrong with you.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You look all kinds of fucked up.

AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.

Girl: Whatever...

AK: Triffilin' Bitch!

by AKAHRZ November 19, 2011

monster

noun; from the latin monstorious; my little black cat Beans

"Damn it Beans, stop biting me! You're a monster!"

by carrie July 26, 2004

MONSTER

the reference of taking a big wad of crap

chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!

by TAT1azn April 4, 2009

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

monster

a mutated version of a creature.

OMG! look at that monster :O

by freshcookie99 April 20, 2011

The Monster

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.

I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.

by OldBallz December 29, 2009