i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 9, 2019

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someone's head by making up a random words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just gibberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh".
Please make sure that this word is added as soon as possible. I greatly appreciate this, Sincerely Steven Goltche.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please don't forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you don't its going be a big problem for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Esteven Gogeh December 26, 2008

Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.

I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.

by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014