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Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS
by olliedidthis May 23, 2018
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morning stories

Morning Stories: noun
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."
by KinOH September 19, 2008
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Morning 2X4

An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010
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Morning Wood

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014
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The Morning Afters

Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.
Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!
by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009
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Moaning

The sound that the female mostly makes during sexual intercourse. During sex, the guy can moan frequently too. It’s caused by a necessary pressure release in the lungs, forcing us to moan because the intercourse is too much pressure especially for girls because they’re the ones that get fucked by the boys. Boys do feel a little bit of pressure too making them moan. Girls commonly moan when they actually get fucked, not when they’re giving a hand/blow job, or sucking the dick because all the pressure is applied when they get fucked. During sex, the girl also may sometimes moan “daddy”. Most girls don’t know why boys like being called “daddy” during sex, but they usually think calling the boy “daddy” makes the boy think he’s got power over the girl, which makes him more motivated into the intercourse. Some girls moan loudly, some girls moan like “mmmh”, some girls moan quietly, some girls moan like they’ve just climbed into bed to sleep, etc... Girls moan in different ways. It could be high pitched, low pitched or more. Boys usually swear while moaning in intercourse. For example, sometimes they would moan normally like “Ohhh” or “Ahhh” or “Oohh” and other times they would go like “Oh fuckkk” or “Ahh shittt” yeah.
*Moaning*
by FunkyFrondeur October 2, 2020
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Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after
"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"
by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008
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