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Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.
‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’
by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011
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Mongaggle

If you have more than one mongoose, you would have mongeese yet if you have more than one set of mongeese then you are dealing with a mongaggle.

The only thing that can wipe out a nest of snawks is a mongaggle.
When the snawks roll out and they are snaking around the town they better have their fangs ready in case they slither across some fiesty mongaggle
by Trippinbillies20 February 25, 2011
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mangalope

a reference to a silly person, for example a goofball
by Liz January 22, 2005
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Mongaloid

When someone is being an absolute idiot
"Hey I just blew off 50 bucks on soap"
"You absolute Mongaloid"
by Dr drillem October 13, 2019
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reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ
random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit
by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021
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Mangaged

the act of two gay men becoming engaged to be married
While Chris and Michael were vacationing in the islands, they got mangaged. Girl, their ceremony will be to-die.
by chrisb1 March 11, 2006
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Mangasm

Noun. The reaction of a man to something manly an attractive such as cars, tools, or other man things. Usually can be identified by an abrupt stopping of speech, movement, or both and the utterance of "oh my god" or other exclamations under the breath. This is usually followed by still standing and staring, or a sudden change in direction to get a better look at the object in question.

Girls, are not included in this, or resembling girls, as this is just a normal orgasm.
"Yeah, so I just tell the guy look budd- holy sh*t..."

"Jim? Helloooo."

"Yeah, sorry, just had mangasm over that 1972 Nova."
by Fobia7teen July 2, 2009
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