Mondayeyes

A poetry and prose website located on friendsorenemies started by William Beckett of the Academy is...
and Remember Maine

guy1: Dude that chick that runs mondayeyes had a great idea!
girl1: Dude that chick's a dude.

by DougieUrieta January 31, 2009

super bowel monday

That nasty dump caused by the combination of too much junk food and drink enjoyed during the big game.

Hey, don't go into the men's room for like 45 I just enjoyed a super bowel monday

by DdannyD February 5, 2013

Monday-to-Friday

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

by MrSmartyPants April 26, 2009

monday

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!

by desperatestudent193 June 19, 2010

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff

Think of the worst possible things you could imagine, then put in a tube sock that was dunked in expired fish then times it by 123429809. Thats MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy robbed a bank?
Person 2: that is so MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

by Never gonna give you up 45328 July 2, 2022

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people mainly college students drink a homemade brew of alcohol. This brew could be moonshine or any other home made concoction.

Hey break out the mason jars cracker it's Moonshine Monday.

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009