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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 9, 2011
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That moinur is annoying
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Des Moines

Ever wanted to live in a city where you feel insignificant and significant at the same time?

Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?

Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?

Well, this city is just for you.
Guy 1: "Dude, I gotta go back to Des Moines this weekend."

Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."
by promeaire February 4, 2013
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Des Moines Spit and Spin

In this position, the male has his cock partway in the female's vagina. The male hocks loogie on his own cock, pushes it all the way in the vagina, and the female promptly conducts a 360 spin around the man's cock releasing an intense amount of friction and heat in the process.
The first date went amazing. I took her back to my place, and one thing led to another, and we ended up doing a Des Moines Spit and Spin on my futon.
by juckerafison December 17, 2020
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MOINK!

by kingkarl3 April 19, 2011
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Des Moines Dump Truck

A Des Moines Dump Truck is when at least 7 people all shit in a large barrel, pot, ect. and then dump the contents onto an unlucky individual.
Aw man we're going to get Lars good this time. We are going to Des Moines Dump Truck him, dumping like 10 pounds of dung on his head!
by Billy Deuchen III May 31, 2009
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Moiny

A very outgoing, smart, generous, determined and nicely presented as well as nicely groomed young woman
Moiny is a lad
Get yourself a Moiny tbh
by itzzUrBoi March 29, 2017
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