slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.
Christine Silver.... face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL
by SPY PLANE PILOT ESQUIRE January 19, 2010
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flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.
"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."
by john_caaarl December 10, 2015
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Catcher’s Mitt

A beat up, work out vagina that smells like old sweat and balls.
She thinks she’s sexy with that worn out old catcher’s mitt she calls a vagina.
by Pitcher123 September 25, 2021
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Catcher's Mitt

The act of having the doggy poop bag, gloved, in hand, situated right underneath the dog's hindquarters as the dog poos; capturing every last piece of canine defaction.
Looks like Smokey's about to poop - I got it - CATCHER'S MITT!
by Sandy Riverside September 18, 2011
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Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".
You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.
by chillablack June 26, 2010
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Big Mitts

Rough looking hands. Originated in reference to baseball catchers mitts and how they end up looking unkempt and dirty after being used over time during various games.
Person 1 : Yo did you see Lashelle's wedding ring on instagram?
Person 2: No I was too distracted by her big mitts to even notice.

Person 1: Dang you wrong for that!
by howwedoit January 20, 2015
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Shit-mitt

A hand thats been up someones arse.Sometimes covered with fecal matter. Hence, the name shit-mitt.
Yo i gave Daves mom a fist in the ass. She gave me a serious shit-mitt.
by Bobby Cumbucket May 13, 2006
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