Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005

canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

by Little BB November 23, 2013

mittens

A word that rhymes with kittens.

Them mittens for my kittens are badass. XD

by mittenman March 31, 2009

mittel

A person (usually a guy but also sometimes a girl) who sucks so much cock. Sometimes they can't even get enough.

Yo I thought my girl was sexy, but now I see she's such a mittel

by Muthafuckenayyy November 28, 2017