Ur sister a mister lol

When some hits you with the ur mum gay you use this and dominate them

Bitchman: Ur mum gay lol
Dickface: (is unaffected) ur sister a mister lol
Bitchman: *digs his own grave and lies in it*

by Big fucking anime titties October 27, 2018

Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area

ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"

by teresa strasser April 9, 2008

Mister Rogers

A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."

Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!

by ddat2011 September 4, 2011

Sister From Another Mister

Plural: Sisters From Other Misters

The female equivalent of Brother From Another Mother, this term is used by two or more female friends as a term of friendly endearment towards each other because they are so close, they are practically sisters. A Sister From Another Mister is there for the other Sister 24/7, no matter what.

Eve and Kat have been friends since the summer of 2010. Eve has been there for Kat to support her through almost everything. Kat can call Eve any time of day or night, so long as it's before 9 PM, but that is only because Eve's parents don't like calls after then. Even though Eve and Kat are almost complete opposites, they still remain friends and will be there for each other until the end. Eve and Kat call each other Sister From Another Mister.

by Gothically Raised Eyebrow October 23, 2013

twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

ur sister a mister

even worse than ur granny a tranny. If someone says this, the world literally stops and everyone dies.

Zucc: ur mom gay
Steven: ur daddy lesbian
Zucc: ur granny tranny
Steven: *only slightly offended* ur sister a mister
Zucc *literally fucking dies along with everyone else except for Steven*

by shsshellysdick May 10, 2018

misterectomy

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006