Clinge Minge

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.

Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”

by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018

Murder Minge March

Based on "Destroy Dick December" and "Forbidden Finger February" Murder Minge March is where a woman must orgasm in correlation to the number on that day's date. Once on the 1st twice on the 2nd and 3 times on the 3rd. This goes on until 31 times on the 31st.

Girl A: Are you doing the Murder Minge March challenge? It's like the boys' Destroy Dick December challenge but for girls.
Girl B: Honestly, I'd throw a challenge like that instantly!

by RockyRoadstheRogue November 6, 2020

minge oil

the fluid secreted from the vagina when an orgasm occurs

i licked her pussy so hard i got covered in minge oil

by minge oil October 9, 2006

Minger Zoo

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See The Muntville Mafia, Munter Mash, and Club Munterville.

On entering a low quality establishment: "Watch it! Minger Zoo is busting out."

by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008

minge demon

Relating to the genatalia of a chav hore or other dirty girl whos legs are too often wide open. The minge demon lives inside of the minge giving a foul smelling residue that on occasion peers out of the gash attaching itself to the participating penis resulting in a strange burning sensation

Yesterday that filthy chav whore opened up her legs and the minge demon smiled at me before causing a nasty rash on my member

by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005

mingers

Plural of minger, a group of ugly people.

Wow, that party of computer nerds have alot of mingers in their midst

by chicky82 September 25, 2007

disco-minge

A foul stench often tasted when felating a girl the morning after the night before. Comprises a combination of sweaty clubbing and cum-dumping around the groinal region.

Last night was good, however during round 2 this morning I decided to go down on her. It tasted grim - she had a serious case of disco-minge...

by Bee Hiveington August 29, 2013