Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.

Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!

by Loves Real Music MJ Forever! September 10, 2009

Miley-Mouth

When a girl has gums (pertaining to the teeth) that are too large for her face to the point where they resemble a Great White sharks gums. Aka Miley Cyrus.

Bro1:Hey man what does Miley Cyrus have in-common with the shark from Jaws...

Bro2: I dunno.. I never thought about it..

Bro1: Bro, Miley-Mouth.

Bro2: What do you mean,"Miley-Mouth?"

Bro1: You know, where a girls gums resemble those of a Great White shark.. duh

Bro2: Oh.. like similar to the shark in Steven Spielberg's 1975 thriller; "Jaws?"

Bro1: Y.e.s. bro. Exactly.

by poefacekilla October 3, 2010

Miley Cyrus

A ridiculous individual who looks like an ugly boy trying to look like a girl. This individual can never keep its tongue inside its mouth when a camera is present. This is also somebody who looks like a buffoon while attempting to dance.

Oh my God! Did you see that Miley Cyrus? That was the worst dance ever!

by marcusm88 October 31, 2013

Milly

an extremely hot girl who's fantastic at kissing.

She is definetly a Milly!

by jizz1234 January 10, 2010

Moo Moo Milky

A white woman with particularly large, enticing breasts. This woman has the capability of crushing men's skulls with her boobies.

Moo Moo Milky crushed Jonathan's head with her large moo moo milkers.

by moo moo milker March 12, 2018

milly whiffer

One who sniffs the biycle seats of his peers.

Bob was a caught Milly-Whiffing his friends bike.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

The Milky Pie Mix

The dirtiest, filthiest Dubstep mix known to man. It's a 1 hour and 1 minute mix of filth created by 16 bit.

Guy 1: "yo dude, go listen to The Milky Pie Mix by 16 bit.. Make sure you take a shower before and after"

Guy 2: "Why would I need a shower?"

...1 hour later...

Guy 2: "Fuck dude O.o"

by FilthyFilthyBoy August 12, 2010