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a mixture of various substances such as milk, chocolate, vanilla, banana, ice, and etc. add what ever you like! a res lot of mixing these ingredients is a milkshake. tasty treat that you can enjoy with your friends, but might bring a lot of boys to your yard!
Friend 1: “Mmm this milkshake is so good”
Friend 2: “I know right
*later when both friends arrive home*
Friend 2: “Um, n/n, why are there a bunch of boys in your yard?”
Friend 1: “It must have been my milkshake!”
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To Milkshake someone is a political protest towards individuals, often politicians, with whom one disagrees. Simply throw the milkshake over the offending individual to make your opposing political views known. Popularised in the UK in May 2019.
The Lone Ranger Milkshaked the odious, little Englander as he peddled his nasty views on the streets of Newcastle.
A sugary drink which is often consumed after a handshake, with reference to an old, English proverb.
After a handshake, have a milkshake.
Milkshake by 109343108410 May 29, 2019
A way of having sexual intercourse, when one ejaculates so much the cum spills out, also known as a "creampie". Oh it's also a teenagers stress relief~
Slut #1: OMG! Abdu really blended me with his milkshake last night!

Innocent Girl: Wow! Did he use bio natural ingredients?!

Slut #2: No, no, She meant he stuck his hard penis in her wet pussy, and preceded to cum so much it spilled out.
Milkshake by TheDirtyDefiner September 8, 2019
Saving your jizz in a blender until full, tell tell your victim you made milkshakes and wank off whilst watching them chug that shit down like there’s no tomorrow through the key whole to there bedroom
Hey ma you want a milkshake I made some?” (2 mins later) *fapp *clap *fapp *fapp “oh yeaaaaaa so hot
Milkshake by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019
Boy 1: aye you going to the yard?
Boy 2: Hell yeah Kelis’s milkshake is their ifyaknowwhati’msayin
Milkshake by milkshakeandbake January 13, 2020
Shaking ya cocky as you buss
Milkshake by milkman217 March 7, 2020