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midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
by insizlane December 9, 2008
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Midland Park

A small 1.6 square mile town in Bergan County that is surrounded by Wyckoff and other larger towns. Midland park has 1 high school, which is a combination of a high school and a middle school. Midland Park High School has a average graduating class of only 70 to 80 students, but is known for it's regerous teaching and scoring system which is more difficult than most other schools in NJ. The high school has a small but very good marching band and the football team, the Panthers, has recently merged with Waldwick, Midland Parks biggest rival. In Midland Park, there is a 7-11, a BurgerKing, a Wendys, a GameStop, and good size shopping center, all within walking distance of anywhere in town. Midland Park is a great little, quaint town, out of the way of all of the hustle of bigger towns, but with the feeling of always metting something new.
Let's go to Morning Glory and buy some fart bags!

Stemple is the worst teacher in the high school.

Let's go down the street to Ridgewood and see Snakes on a Plane!

Midland Park owns!
by KingKoopa1226 September 10, 2006
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Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.
Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.
by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009
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Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
by RCBaylon February 4, 2007
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midgaplay

An example of midgaplay is a certain member of Phi Delta Theta at Washington State University in Pullman Washington or simply anyone who tries to be a player when they are actually like 2 feet tall. "oh he's cute" *stands up* "oh but hes a midgaplay"
by gocougs25 September 29, 2009
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Midland, Mi

A Principal City of about 42,000 people in the great lakes Bay region of Michigan, Located 17 Miles East of Bay City and 19 miles Northwest of Saginaw. The only way that it was made relevant is by Dow Chemical. out of towners tend to get lost in Midland because the layout is confusing as fuck, and the only 'easy' way around is via US 10 or google maps. Midland is the total opposite of nearby Saginaw, where as in Midland the worst 'crime' is speeding. Midland is home to things such as midland mall, Midland center for the arts, Dow gardens, Dow Diamond, the tridge and Northwood University, most of which have been funded in part or full by Dow.
Goddammit every street I take just ends up back at Ashman Street, I fucking have driving around Midland, Mi!!
by Drizzy D. May 31, 2017
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midsanity

The middle of being Sane and Insane
Im not sure where my brain is in terms of sanity, so I guess I'm just suffering from midsanity.
by Arceus3251 August 2, 2017
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