micah

An inbread moron who thinks he is the best thing on the planet.

God damnit Micah stfu!

by boyi February 16, 2018

Micahs

noun

A medical condition in which the testicles are of an unusual size. Balls of a size and proportion outside of the social norm. Non-Standard Nuts, giving the appearance of abnormally enlarged and/or swollen scrotum.

The vasectomy nurse pulled back the sheet an exclaimed to the doctor "my god check out the Micahs on this one"; to the patient she said "are they always this enlarged and swollen"?

by thegregster March 25, 2010

micah

a beautiful soul who is one themself

micah is self aware.

by t.ealeaf February 3, 2022

micah

a bitch little boy who thinks he is the shit but always crying to his cousin about being a lonely fuck who can't keep a girlfriend for more than two days.

"have you seen micah?"
"he is on the phone again"
"man, he is such a bitch"

by bitch ass micah July 12, 2019

The Micah

A degenerate and a priest.

The Micah is a holy man and a piece of crap

by sweetplay68 September 9, 2020

micah

He is sooo sexy and has a very long penis, but he also eats poop. What can you do?

Ewww Micah ate a log of poop the size of his penis!

by Bus7yCun7 January 30, 2020

micah

a guy that plays too many video games and whose douchey-ness is beyond comprehension

Man, that kid is such a micah. he sucks at life.

by Deborah Kilgallin September 28, 2006