Metric Zombies

A metric zombie is the byproduct of an American citizen converting to the metric system.

An American learning the metric system.
Dude! Everyone at the mall is acting wierd!
I know. Theyre metric zombies, that damn European store is infecting everyone

Tommy hasn't been the same since his trip to Japan.
I think he's a metric zombie.
by JT_america October 07, 2009
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social bio-metric

richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .
His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.

You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.
by Olexiy K. April 13, 2011
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Metric fuck ton

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.
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Metric Fuck Tonne

Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"

Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"

James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
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Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.
Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
by redsparkle1 May 26, 2011
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metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.
Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.
by sjohnswj September 08, 2008
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metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.
I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee
by Fred Gestopolis March 08, 2005
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