martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

meathead

One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Usually plays football, wrestles, and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at Hollister are also essential parts of the average meathead's day. Meatheads also tend to abbreviate where they live by putting the first letter of the city, and adding *town after. In addition to lacking high IQs, meatheads tend to stereotype things and people completely wrong.

Common meathead responses:
- "Bro let's down this protein shake then go to the gym."
- "Dude that guy has a Fall Out Boy shirt, do you think he's one of those Emos?
- >>Smashes aluminum can on head<<

by Alex Corbett [The A/C] December 14, 2008

Menthrulpalsia

(n.) A disease that is contracted as a result of consuming far too many black olives at one time. The symptoms are as follows:

1. Male victims develop a set of ovaries and a menstrual cycle. This development comes on very slowly and very painfully.

2. The victim, very quickly, develops all of the symptoms of cerebral palsy. The effects of this can last up to several moon phases, even if the Menthrulpalsia is successfully treated.

3. The victim develops a case of very violent, angry diarrhea. This can also lead to red, green, or purple feces and chronic anal seepage.

No known treatments or cures have been found as of yet.

Ugh, shit dude!
What is it?
I feel like I've grown ovaries or something...and I'm crapping colors!
Uh-oh, sounds like you've got Menthrulpalsia.

by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 9, 2006

Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Martha

Sexy, gorgeous, most amazing girl ever! Has amazing deep blue eyes that are wonderfully easy to get lost in. Independent and playful. She knows how to stick up for herself and can make friends easier than I thought possible. far more Hot, sexy, beautiful and generally FANTASTIC than Melissa

Oh... And fantastic Tits 2 ;D!

1: wow I'm so glad I've got Martha
2: not as much as I am that I'v got Melissa
3: Look at the definition Dude.
4: oh.
5: YEAH SUCKAAA XD!

by In love with Martha September 1, 2011

The Martha Jones Effect

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.

Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”

by flashwildecard January 3, 2014

meatholes

A really rude pornographic website, run by Khan Tusion.

my meatholes membership expired

by wank January 7, 2005