Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.

"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"

by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009

Diesel mercedes

Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.

Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"

by brown mobile w116 December 8, 2006

mercedes

1! a name meaning compasionate and merciful. its a spanish name. there was once a princess called mercedes in spain. :)

2" A really cool car :)

btw peeps, my name is mercedes :)

1! heyy mercedes :) ya wanna go to the cinema.

2" do you like my car? its a mercedes

by my name is mercedes :) x March 9, 2008

merced

To get beaten to an inch your life

"Yo man, Jay from A-Street got merced last night"

by Kasakur July 2, 2006

merse

to be filled with awesomeness and leetness.

1. Yeah man I'm seriously doing a merse today!

2. I'm mersing it up big time!

3. Oh wow, look at you go - you're seriously mersing it today!

by Tuneman November 25, 2009

Mensed Colackelecki

The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.

The only man I want is Mensed Colackelecki

by CreeperVan December 12, 2010

Meredith

A very gentle girl in the streets. She is shy at first and in class she is quite. But invite her over and see her true colors. Very beautiful! Guys chase her all the time and everyone wants to be her friend. But she keeps a spot for real friends. She is focused on career goals, maybe even in an Early College. She loves to go shopping and pushing limits. Likes to look for lotions and purfumes. Rap music is her favorite! Her #1 artist is Trey Songz. Everyone loves her, but her bestfriend loves her the most.

"Oh my gosh, who's that girl?"

"That's a Meredith dude!"

"God she's hot!"

by Abbaeeee September 5, 2015