MERP

Mutually Exclusive Romantic Partnership

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.

by iponpoc July 31, 2020

Merp

When you dont know what to say or do us the word merp, it helps you start a conversation it has various meanings but it is used to start a convo, it can also be used when bored or you just wanna shout a word

Person one: merp person two: what??
Person one: soooo whats the weather today

by Merpworld November 12, 2020

Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p

For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”

by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018

Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!

Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!

by Nerp February 28, 2019

MERP

merp
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.

Him. Wanna get pizza and make out?

Her. No!

Him. Merp

by Smurry8 June 15, 2017

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 19, 2024

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023