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mercedes benz

A : i want mercedes benz
B : no go buy bmw
by thebimmerguy August 9, 2022
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Mercedes GLA

The Mercedes GLA is a car from Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

This car was originally made popular by a YouTuber named RTGame in his video titled

*This video is not sponsored by the Mercedes GLA*, which was uploaded on the 5th of January.

Ever since the Mercedes GLA became a meme, all of RT's streams are full of people who spams it in chat.

FYI:

Engine Type: gas
Transmission: 7-speed automated manual
Drive Train: front wheel drive
Cylinders: inline 4
Combined MPG(Miles per gallon): 27
Total Seating: 5
Basic Warranty: 4 yr./ 50000 mi.
"This first-place race is only possible with the performance of the Mercedes GLA" - RTGame
by RTGame January 6, 2019
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Mercedes-Benz

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.
Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari
by Derek Reefer June 17, 2006
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Mercedes-Benz

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me
do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA
by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004
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Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible
Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom
by Pjh412 September 22, 2017
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dirty mercedes

The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing
"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"
by UncleTazz June 4, 2020
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Mercedes ML350

An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes
Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?
by DXXN350 August 30, 2010
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