Messy bits

A saying used to demean an unattractive or undesirable object, also and commonly referring to those of the opposite sex.

An adjective

can also be used to describe a situation

Phoenix: where's your birthday party at mate?
Alex: Ashley's house
Phoenix: Messy bits

Alex: Did you see that time the postman threw up all over his jeans?
Phoenix: yes mate Messy bits!
Alex:messy bits indeed brosé
Phoenix: yeah Don't Whitey in the hedge postman!

by ehhhh dickhead May 26, 2011

messy trunks

Taking a shit in your swimming trunks, putting them on someone's head and slapping their back to make them breathe in

The action of being the target of messy trunks is "Messy Trunk'd"

by Momentual Grief Process April 1, 2015

Maisy

a small white mouse who stars in her own cartoon, books, and merchandise. she has a friend called sirrel the squirrel and an elephant friend whose name i have forgotten.

I think I will buy a Maisy Mouse pop-up book for my small child.

by maisie.E June 21, 2006

Shiest-meister

Someone who constantly scams others. The king of scheisters. An asshole who is always acting shady and ripping off one person or another. The guy that traded you a venusaur for your charizard back in the day.

Yo man, that fucking car dealer sold me a piece of shit car. What a shiest-meister!

by The shady boyfriend May 27, 2007

G-Meistrous

Having the manner of a overpowering man, one who is loud, creative, smart, well-mannered, competitive, and "an acquired taste." To be G-Meistrous is both a compliment, an insult, and a challenge

Gregory: Let's have a world capitals contest, I betcha I can whoop your butt and show you who's daddy!

Justin: Sheesh, don't be so G-Meistrous man

Gregory: Oooh... it's on, it's on I tell you

by G-Meistro January 3, 2010

meister

similar to 'dog', it is a suffix added to a name that makes that person sound a lot cooler than they actualy are.

"My name is mr cook..."

"You're a loser"

"...but people call me the cookmeister"

"You're so cool, make love to me"

by i suck ass October 16, 2008

Messy March

n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.

Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!

by Triforcemuch March 10, 2011