your meemaw

your meemaw is fat and puffy, she is always there to b your couch cushion.

"I need a chair." *runs to Meemaws house* "Hi Meemaw!" *sits on her* Meemaw says," Moon pie, dear, you're squishing me."

Thank u for ur time.:)
your meemaw

by flea4677 January 27, 2014

christmas night mega bust

The most holy night of them all when after a months pain of no nut November and through December a man finally chokes his chicken and lets out his biggest night of the year

Man 1: Yo man you doing No Nut November ?

Man 2: Hell yea gonna get the Christmas Night Mega Bust after.

by Ur urethra November 15, 2017

Turbo ultra mega super large gay

One of the highest level of gay. Gayer than Turbo Mega Gay and ultra mega super big gay.

He who gets called Turbo ultra mega super large gay is the gayest in the room no matter what.

*Argument between friends*
Friend 1: Ha! You're turbo mega gay!
Friend 2: Well you're ultra mega super big gay!
Friend 3: Can you 2 stop! You're both Turbo ultra mega super large gay!

by Door knob eater October 13, 2018

mega loaft

When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
mega loafter, mega loafting

I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame

by megaloafter September 11, 2009

Mega Shart

A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.

Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Mega-Gigabytes

An absurdly large amount of hard drive space.

Popularized by a Toshiba commercial featuring T-Pain in which T-Pain dispenses his questionable technical advice while flailing a sub sandwich around.

It's all about the mega-gigabytes, SON!!!

by ninjaweasel December 24, 2010

Mega Knight

The Knight from clash royale that's used in meta decks. (Term for People who use Mega knight: Loser)

The Mega Knight is cringe

by Sow Sowee April 21, 2022