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Dry Meatloaf

a very large girl with a very dry texture that NEEDS to be basted!
Meatloaf: hello there liver, you are looking extra soggy today!

Liver: hello Dry meatloaf, you are rather dry today, may I please baste you!??!
by Alli December 21, 2004
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meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
by jpg3 July 7, 2011
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Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024
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Tennessee Meatloaf

Tennessee meatloaf(given it has 3 different meats) is when a chick gets banged by 3 dudes of 3 ethnicities at the same time. One in the mouth, one in the B and one in V.
She wasn’t down for a spit roast she wanted all 3, so we gave her a Tennessee meatloaf.
by TheInserter February 1, 2022
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Meatloaf

An exceptionally fat and lazy cat that does nothing but lay around, resembling the famous ground beef dish cooked by suburban mothers and housewives across America.
"Yeah, my cat is literally a meatloaf. He's the worst."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."
by yiikes May 19, 2018
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Meatloaffing

1. Verb: When someone posts status updates on social media sites that are unfinished or incomplete. Just like meatloafs songs "I would do anything for love but won't do that" and "two out three ain't bad".
Sara: "Omg something incredible bad happened to day and have no idea how to deal with it".

Tess: "what happened so bad that requires a public forum even though deep personal problems should probably be keep between only your closest friends."

Sara:....

Tess: thinks "God damn, people and their meatloaffing."
by Dave MacDavidson. September 2, 2013
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Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot
Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!
by Jesus's butthole February 9, 2015
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