Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.
by medicalmechanica May 1, 2010
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by Jimmy March 24, 2004
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An 80's thrash metal band that sold out. The only current talented member being James Hetfield for his superb writing and awesome picking hand, they were only good on the first 3 albums. After that they forgot how to play and got cocky in interviews and live. This band sunk to the lowest depths from around 1993 to now. I would say Death Magnetic is good like all the other reviewers, but it's completely repetitive and the digital quality is terrible. Plus, James' lyrics have no meaning anymore. I mean, when they started they had no money and actual life issues, but now it's kinda stupid to be singing about suicide and how life sucks when you're on top of the world. Anyway, yay Metallica, yahoo........
"Hey, you ever listened to Metallica?"
"Yeah, they're okay, but Slayer's better."
"Who's that?"
".........."
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"Yeah, they're okay, but Slayer's better."
"Who's that?"
".........."
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by Slaytanic Poser Slaughterer July 31, 2010
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by Klaymaster July 19, 2008
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To all you non-Metallica fans and those who look at it as something less than the most extrordinary sound in the universe, go hang youself. And please, if you do not intend to hang youself because you don’t like Metallica, don’t you EVER say something that can be takes as an offence towards Metallica or their fans.
To all you Metallica fans, BE PROUD!!! you should see yourself as more valuable persons than the rest of the population on this planet. WAY TO GO!!
Thanks to Metallica for the great and awsome music, my dog, internett and all other Metallica fans that support my view in this case.
To all you non-Metallica fans and those who look at it as something less than the most extrordinary sound in the universe, go hang youself. And please, if you do not intend to hang youself because you don’t like Metallica, don’t you EVER say something that can be takes as an offence towards Metallica or their fans.
To all you Metallica fans, BE PROUD!!! you should see yourself as more valuable persons than the rest of the population on this planet. WAY TO GO!!
Thanks to Metallica for the great and awsome music, my dog, internett and all other Metallica fans that support my view in this case.
by Ktulu August 17, 2007
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Typical narrow-minded metal fan: Metallica dude! Metallica! *bangs head*
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.
by Adrian August 22, 2006
Get the metallica mug.The BEST band in history.A group of well talented musicians who have grown up and seen that thrash does not equal talent.Also a band that cant keep a freaking bassist!James Hetfield is the lead singer and rythm guitarist Kirk Hammett is the lead guitarist and for now Rob somethin or other cant remember the correct spelling of his name bass.and the only member of the band that Should of been replaced Lars Ulrich, drums. They produced a album called ST.Anger after James was released from re-hab due to a serious alchohol addictionRock on James for stepping up and being a man about itThis album is known to many to completely suck,however this select few have no taste in real music and do not realize that this album had the deepest lyrics of all of them.All members however are family oriented and have families of their own.Very kind to fans I've met them at every tour and they have been very respectfuland have a good sense of humor.All in all a group of good guys!
by Dave a Mustaine September 3, 2007
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