Maynard James Keenan

A short, but very talented little man who is the lead singer for the legendary hard rock band Tool. He has an incredible voice but thinks a bit too highly of himself, and pretty much thinks he and the band are more intelligent than anyone else. He basically thinks only he is the one who has the intelligent view on life. He really is intelligent, but he needs to chill out a bit.

Maynard James Keenan-I hate our fans. Every religion is false because I'm so intellectual. You're dumb because you have a different theory on the meaning of life than me. Everyone who lives in L.A. is a dipshit.

by The Mandon November 8, 2010

Maynard

A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.

Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.

by DisturbedFlamingo77 September 10, 2016

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 30, 2008

KYLE MAYNARD

A guy who knows nothing about football

Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol

by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Magnarvelous

Infinitely excellent. (Portmanteau of "magnificent" and "marvelous")

That sounds magnarvelous.

Really? Magnervelous.

by Paul O'Reilly March 28, 2007

maynord

Maynord: A last name you will find in people who are interested in retarded minecraft games.

"Dominic Maynord!"
"I LIKE MIIINEECRAFT"

by OhYeaAHMRKraABsZ March 16, 2018

Maenard

A person that does not like to help his classmates in doing school work and would rather play games and eat while on class especially online.

He played games during the class, he is such a Maenard!

by diabolicalX1X November 22, 2021