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Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).
- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017
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The Matrix Theory

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.
According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world
by The matrix theory January 19, 2018
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matrimonial blindness

A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.
Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!
by Ana Kruua June 11, 2008
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The Matrix

The Matrix, Reloaded, and Revolutions are fantastic movies, but not for everyone. If you hate them, then you don't understand them.
You idiot.
The Matrix is Real. If only you could see the code.
by SweetNeo85 March 10, 2004
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Jesu Marimba !

An exclamation of affirmation or surprise.

{from the first "Batman" movie, uttered by Jack Nicholson as the "Joker" on seeing a photo of Kim Bassinger}
by Pondragon June 17, 2010
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Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.
"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!
by Lon November 14, 2005
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the matrix

a movie about a nerdy guy who takes a shit load of acid. think about it, a black man he has never met gives him a pill (granted acid is given in tabs, but ladies and gentlemen, you must understand, the nerdy man took a ridiculous amount of acid, ergo the large pill) which he says will open his mind, then we see that subsequently to taking this pill, the aforementioned nerdy man gains powers such as flying and stopping bullets. oh, and also he doesn't know what year it is and is fighting robots. well isn't that just a dandy acid trip.
neo: I R TEH GREATEST H4CK3R EVAR!!
black dude: yo nigga take this pill and its gonna make ya wake up and see the truth, word
neo: ok (swallows pill)
neo: whoa man, im like tripping man
black dude: that will be 200 dollars.

(why does the example need to use the word the matrix)
by da booze man October 31, 2007
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