Machau

Hindi for a person whose awesomeness has reached a level that no human can surpass.

"Yaar Yuvaraj ke 1 over me 6 chhakke dekhe?"
"Ha be! Kya machau launda hai!"

by Bhand August 29, 2016

Machaling

to mess with someone.

to leave someone high and dry.
to tease someone.

Are you machaling me?!

by VHHD July 2, 2017

Machandas

Something that is good or great

Mostly used to describe things or people

I did Machandas in that test. or That outfit is Machandas.

by Mukundi.R November 24, 2020

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

pre match hype

HYPING UP BEFORE MY FOOSBALL MATCH!!

Polychronis (aka Pauly) listens to his pre match hype playlist before every foosball game.

by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

Rey Nel Marchan

Hi It's me Rey Nel Marchan!

Rey Nel Marchan!

by Taenun February 27, 2022