masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

Masterbation

The incorrect spelling of Masturbation.

Masterbation is an incorrect spelling. The correct spelling is masturbation.

by DaddyColonelRuffs July 28, 2025

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016