Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.

Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)

After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!

by Anneli Drecker February 25, 2008

squad massage

When you and your squad go to da massage parlor to get yo squad massaged.

"I bought my squad a squad massage for Christmas. I can't wait to use it!

by bakup4_nhoe January 9, 2015

massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018