toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)

After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!

by Anneli Drecker February 25, 2008

Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.

Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.

Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.

by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022

Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.

Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

Massage Mill

A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.

"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"

"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."

by doublyy March 19, 2021