Wal-Martian

1.People not dressed normaly shopping at Wal-Mart 2. Having an abnormal appreance.

See Wal-Martians @ www.peopleofwalmart.com

by funtickets February 20, 2010

Martina

You cant fall asleep while talking to her, if you think she's funny you should call a doctor, and many times they dont have a strong personality or even a normal personality

josh:what's that?
saba: she's martina
josh: lets go somewhere else

by bthegoatv January 27, 2022

Dirty Martina

A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).

Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!

by Bunniey April 30, 2020

Martian Luther King

Leader of alien army which invades earth in H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds.

Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.

by scut monkey August 12, 2009

Martina

Basicly a saint but doesn't understand any pop culture references or memes

Person1:Have you seen the new meme about the terrorist bombing
Person2: yeah it was really funny i'll show it to martina
Martina: how can you be so cruel to laught at something like that

by Putanton October 2, 2018

Martina

Most of them are polish

Hey look. It's an polish martina

by Doritoooos August 8, 2015

martinsen

Biggest Simp around. Would sub to Pokimane Onlyfans.

Yoo hes such a Martinsen

by Martinsen August 6, 2020