maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014

maple fever

When a Non Canadian has feelings for a Canadian.

"Did you hear about Bill's new girlfriend is from Vancouver? He must have Maple Fever."

by SpellacyGuy. December 31, 2015

maple story

an addicting game in which you can't quit once you start unless you get hacked. repetetive..but some consider fun if fun is killing snails for the first 8-10 levels.full of names like LiLvIeTbO1 and AzNpRyDe. this game ruins your life. trust me i know. once you start playing, if you go to school, your grades drop down a lot.

maple story

scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out

scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)

....and then he loses all his items.

Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!

Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!

Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.

Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!

by Kirayamato29 July 21, 2006

Marblefag

An inhabitant of Mystic CT, that only stays at the trendy coffeeshop The Green Marble. Their activities include smoking marijuana, longboarding, listening to obscure music, looking hip, and hating absolutely everyone that isn't one of them. Often known to complain about the government and scene kids. Also see hipster.

Rob: Hey dude, can we bring Steve to hang out with us tomorrow?

Tim: No way, man, he's a Marblefag. He'll just smoke Marlboro Reds, rant about George Bush being Satan and make us listen to Reel Big Fish the whole time.

by pinksheep October 6, 2010

maple laughs

An NHL team from Toronto Canada. They are the only original 6 team who have not won a cup since the 1967 expansion. They are known for having a moronic and delusional fanbase who refuses to see what's sprawled out on the ice in front of them. No your team is not going to win a Stanley Cup, no your team will not even make the playoffs.

Did you see the maple laughs blow a 4-0 lead to Vancouver last night?

I should have been way more surprised then I was.

by hrdizzle November 19, 2010

maple story

All the fun of wailing on snails packed into one free game.

I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.

by That guy with the Legs July 2, 2005

Marble Orchard

An early 19th century term for a graveyard.

We done crashed in this here marble orchard.

by holloway April 21, 2006