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Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
by A Human Male July 12, 2018
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braver than the marines

a phrase used to describe how brave/risky someone is
girl #1: i heard that samantha kept her baby!

girl #2: a teen mom? sis is braver than the marines.
by rollerchloster July 19, 2018
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Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.
The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.
by TIMJB1 May 31, 2007
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United States Marine Corps

The men who do all the real work in the US military. Also double as maids and sanitation workers for the many times they have had to clean up after the Army's dumbass shit and take out the trash around the globe.
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!
What?!?! You accomplished the mission with absolutely no funding and you still kicked more ass than the Army? That is so United States Marine Corps of you.

I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.
by Thisonesforchesty January 25, 2010
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Royal Marines

The Amphibious Fighting Force of the United Kingdom.
Created in 1664 now amongst the top two Regiments of the United Kingdom (the other being its rival the Parachute Regiment). Far superior to the US Marine Corps, in that they are Commandos, having completed 32 Weeks of basic training, with a 30 Mile Speed march in 8 Hours (7 Hours for Officers) and other tests of physical endurance.
They come under the command of the Royal Navy, and have in their history been rewarded with 10 Victoria Crosses.
Nicolaivich got the definition of the Royal Marines quite wrong.

The Royal Marines were originally called the Duke of York and Albany's Maritime Regiment of Foot.
by The British Officer May 24, 2007
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Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
by Frainslug December 28, 2005
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Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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