markerwipe

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.

"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

Markeila

A thick dark skin girl she fine asf she can take yo boyfriend from you she is smart, funny, nice but don’t get on her bad side she will beat yo ass but she is a cool person to be around

Omg she is pretty and dark skin It looks like her name is Markeila

by Iamkeila 😍 April 29, 2019

Market Garden

When a crazy patriotic Mann drops out of the sky to deliver you 195 damage in the form of his meme spoon in the popular game team fortress 2

Bro did you just see that? He flew across the map, slid on that ramp and hit a Market Garden on that scout

by Painis cupcake’s odd cousin May 4, 2021

terror marketing

1. A play on words for 'tele marketing'

2. A term also used to describe the 'tele marketers' that call at the most inappropriate hours of the day, throwing your routine into chaos.

1.
D: "Dude i had a tele marketer call me on my mobile yesterday"
E: "Dont you mean terror marketer"

2.
D: "I had the most inconvenient tele marketer call me last night in the middle of dinner with my boss last night, they almost lost me my job!"
E: "Well thats terror marketing for ya"

by Ezzzzzzzzzzzzz June 19, 2008

Virtue Marketing

The act of Virtue Signalling from a corporate standpoint in an effort to ostracize some or all of your audience for the sake of moral superiority.

Stockholder: Why exactly is your company value down 50% in the last month?
CEO: We decided to take a political stance and made an attempt at Virtue Marketing our services. Turns out we told our primary audience we didn't want their money anymore. Whoops!

by OldSchoolAdvertiser July 19, 2017

Black Market Meme

A Black Market Meme are memesthat are from the very deep memiverse that can reach the top tiers of edginess. Typicals include 9/11 jokes, random jumps to violent porn, hitler, and more. These are very hard to come by, as posting them on social media sites often get you banned. Because of this, some have been transferred and shared so many times they become very low quality or even scratchy/distorted. These are the memes that will secretly last forever, slowly circling the world.

Guy 1: *sends a meme going from buzz lightyear taking off to 9/11*
Guy 2: Bro that's messed up, where do you get these Black Market Memes?
Guy 1: I have a top secret source, I don't wanna get in trouble for them.

by McGyver of Memes January 23, 2019

Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020