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dotJenna thought she wanted to do some reality marketing, but then she got a small taste of reality.
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To drive to the market for the purpose of buying groceries or food. First used by Congressman in the Toyota Sudden Acceleration Senate Hearing.
by Fast Eddie (949) July 24, 2010
Get the marketing mug.Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!
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Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
by bmwgnome June 8, 2011
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To do that, each organization (for-profits, non-profits, charities, even NGOs and government departments) needs to have a magic marketing button: a button they can push, over and over again, that reliably and cheaply makes ‘the phone ring’. It is an ‘easy button’, so to speak.
To do that, each organization (for-profits, non-profits, charities, even NGOs and government departments) needs to have a magic marketing button: a button they can push, over and over again, that reliably and cheaply makes ‘the phone ring’. It is an ‘easy button’, so to speak.
“In the mini storage industry, for example, their magic marketing button can be as simple as sending a postcard to nearby homes reminding them that, if they have too much stuff in their garages, say, they can get rid of it in a hurry.”
by Prof Bruce August 3, 2010
Get the magic marketing button mug.n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.
"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"
by D_anonymous October 12, 2005
Get the marketing monkey mug.Obscure and convoluted language used by pretentious, insecure and narcissistic executives and account teams in marketing and advertising agencies the world over. This bastard dialect of the english language is mostly used to covertly conceal huge gaps in intellect and lack of subject knowledge, common sense and a thourough inability for independent thought.
A fine example of marketinguese is "we need to produce a strategically effective relationship between the consumer and the brand via targeted communications and profiled segmentation".
A fine example of marketinguese is "we need to produce a strategically effective relationship between the consumer and the brand via targeted communications and profiled segmentation".
Despite being the person who produces the marketing materials and having multiple degrees, I do not understand a word of marketinguese and prefer to speak proper English since it is kind of nice to be understood.
by millax April 10, 2009
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