Mario 

A fat little Italian plumber found in many Super Mario games. Playing as him, you will have to jump onto the heads of your foes to defeat them, kill Bowser, save Pricness Peach (no you can't eat her), and travel through pipes to strange worlds. Basically your timed to kill Koopas and other strange monsters and finally get to Princess Peach, after retrying about 20 times. As you progress you will obtain items such as super mushroom, making mario even fatter, capes, offering limited flight, oddly enough, becoming a raccoon, and many other things. So enjoy saving pricness peach and watching her get kidnapped again over and over. Truely fun.

Mario saves Princess Peach. Princess Peach gets kidnapped. (Repeat)

Mario by Obviously Crazy January 27, 2007

Mario 

That boy hella weird

" boy you don't need an example, Mario is just weird"

Mario by pimpg510 March 6, 2017

mario 

Cool Italian plumber that really never talks except for saying "wha-ha!" "mama mia!" and other assorted noises. Has pretty good game for nintendo but they need to make a violent mario game. Basically a racist sterotype of an italian because he has a huge mustache and is a poor dirty plumber. All of his games have the same storyline: save princess peach, kill Bowser. Mario also gets high on shrooms.

Ahh! Mario just got killed by a spikey shell or something!!

mario by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

mario 

A game where there is a plumber call Mario and there is a lot of games about Mario

Do you want to play Super Mario Run with me?!

mario by KellyTheGamer98 March 11, 2017

Mario 

A Guatemalan guy usually in Cali with a big family. Usually can’t speech English correctly and makes fun of Guatemalan kids.

Mario thinks he is the best race of his friends.

Mario by MinecraftGuatemalan June 30, 2017

Mario 

The biggest simp you’ll ever meet.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.

“Ah shit, here comes Mario.”

Mario by 2inchpinch June 6, 2020

Mario 

Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.

"did you see Mario today?"
"Oh god yeah he's so cute"

Mario by This girl who loves him November 6, 2011