mardi gras

This is a way to degrade a girl, by cumming all over her face and then throwing glitter so it sticks to her face. This way she looks like the girls in the mardi gras day parade in new orleans.

That sorrostitute got mardi grased last night, she didn't know what to do when I hit her with that blue and gold glitter. There she was just shining like gimmering star.

by RBI April 24, 2008

mardad

The act of having sex with one's father. This applies to both males and females.

I've been hearing rumors that Jessica pulled a mardad last night.

by omikronpwnt September 26, 2006

mardi bras

The bras that get tossed in trees slopeside at every ski slope.

Dude -- check those Mardi Bras out, they're all grey and tattered cause they've been hanging there all year long.

by Cmackg March 18, 2008

Mardi Gras Missile

When you take mardi gras beads and wrap it around your dick..

The Mardi Gras Missile was the old school version of ribbed for her pleasure

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

Mardie

•Baddest Bitch in the world.
•Steals your man in seconds.
•Eats kimchi 90 times a day.
•👀👀👀👀

Mardie stole my bf. I can’t compare!!

by Whereismyweave August 3, 2019

Match Mardness

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015

Mardi Gras

the day by which most people choose to drink to the point of severe intoxication followed by chaos, debauchery, nudity, animalistic sex acts, ritualistic pagan sacrifice, and grave digging, with occasional necrophelia,and a dash of pedophilia.
At no point does this mention Jesus, or the comming of the Lenten season...you know, that time of year where Jesus sacrificed himself for the good of all man

"Hey,everyone, lets all go down to Mardi Gras!!!!"

by Tobias Toberson April 13, 2006